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tyler-hoe-kley:

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

2 hours ago on May 23rd | J | 81,569 notes
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allahfroo:

somehideitbetter:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse
when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now

You shouldn’t be uncomfortable, because (this version) of Satanisim Is not in any way shape or form about worshiping Satan. It’s about worshiping yourself. You should really read about it. It is the only religion I have ever agreed or identified with. 

allahfroo:

somehideitbetter:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse

when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now

You shouldn’t be uncomfortable, because (this version) of Satanisim Is not in any way shape or form about worshiping Satan. It’s about worshiping yourself. You should really read about it. It is the only religion I have ever agreed or identified with. 

2 hours ago on May 23rd | J | 27,986 notes
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bandsandbattlescars:

this should be on everybody’s blog, no matter what kind of blog it is.

bandsandbattlescars:

this should be on everybody’s blog, no matter what kind of blog it is.

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weenage-tasteland:

dontchu wish ur girlfriend was a sarcastic asshole with an inferiority complex like me

10 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 774 notes

passthecocaine:

Actual deleted scene from The Name of the Doctor

10 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 17,155 notes

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

10 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 250,556 notes
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
10 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 45,381 notes

llzzyhale:

that stupid mcr band with their emo lyrics and their breakups and things

10 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 396 notes

oopsfuckproductions:

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

10 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 77,111 notes

Mikey Way to appear on the Aquabats - June 1st.

mychemicalnews:

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Co-written by Gerard, the Aquabats Super Show episode titled “Anti-Bats Are Go” is described as “the Superman II version of The Aquabats.” It features a thrashcore band called Asthma, and Mikey Way makes his acting debut playing the singer.

The episode will be shown on Hub on June 1st at 1PM EST.

10 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 371 notes